Screw the iPod, love the ZUNE

It is time to get with the new and toss out the old. If you have an iPod, you're outdated. Get with the times and buy a zune. If you're a music lover, the Zune Marketplace is for you. At only $15 a month, you can have unlimited downloads to a HUGE library of music. Listen to your heart's content. And just remember, the next time you reach for the iPod, you're a dried up prune that needs to be soaked and rejuiced... Zune is where it's at.